Comparisons by Vatican crime boss, Cardinal Tony TOOTS
Gandolfo, equating media coverage of Mexican drug cartels to
anti-Semitism suffered by Irish altar boys during World War II,
drew immediate condemnation from angry rotten apple victims
and instant unforgiveness by outraged isolated spokes-
persons.

Holy Father, on your side are the people of God, Cardinal
Gandolfo told the Boss of Bosses, whom victims of drug cartel
sex abuse accuse of shuffling pedophile drug lords from parish
to parish.

Dismissing the accusation as petty gossip and a vicious media
smear, Cardinal Gandolfo went on to say what a Great Guy
Pope Ratswinger really is, a Terrific Human Being, a saintly
courageous moral authority whose only fault may be an
excess of benevolence.

The ringing tribute at the start of Mass attended by dozens of
narco king-pins in St. Peters Square marked an unusual
departure from the Mexican drug cartels usual Easter Summit,
infusing the tradition-steeped religious ceremony with an air
of warm-hearted Las Vegas celebrity schmoozing.

Pope Ratswinger, who while serving as head of the Munich
drug cartel, was attacked by a broom-handle-wielding
Irish pedophile, praised Mexicos most-wanted drug lords for
supporting peace in the Middle East and offering forgiveness
to overzealous law authorities trying to enforce outdated child
abuse laws.

Dressed in a pink silk jump suit and gold chains, Ratswinger
looked weary and appeared to be nodding off. But as he
listened to Gandolfos cheery soliloquy, a smile broke across
the pontiffs discombobulated face. Soul Brother No. 1 then
rose from his chair and equated accusations that Mexican
drug cartels were deeply involved in the Mexican drug trade
with the lynching of uppity Blacks in the American Dixiecrat
South.

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Tokyo, Tuesday, 04/06/10