Popularity stakes, doing all it takes to make the smiles grow
The odd lie, the right coloured tie, the not what but who you know
Body language tools, bending, not breaking rules, of course ladies first
The bottled suntan white smile, sweet lies that beguile, honesty is the worst
Laugh when you should, believe that you could, always be liked
Help the lady home, especially when alone and her drink is spiked
I'm that cock flavoured lollipop, in the lesbian sweet shop, Weeping sylvia Plath
I'm the annoying ointment fly, the drunken midnight cry, the turd in your bath